ofuckme:

why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going 

(via high-peraltruistic)

nothing is more frustrating than customers who come in with no intention to buy anything but will still mess up the store

go away

coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

(Source: goldenshawty, via suicide-s-cars)

greenseer:

U ever wish u were Mysterious but u can’t stop talking about urself

(via n1pslip)