why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going 

(via high-peraltruistic)

nothing is more frustrating than customers who come in with no intention to buy anything but will still mess up the store

go away


my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

(Source: goldenshawty, via suicide-s-cars)


U ever wish u were Mysterious but u can’t stop talking about urself

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